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Tuesday’s rumours

Short of are there any canada goose outlet stores reporting that serial manager’s job applicant Bryan Robson has been clearance spotted in the departures lounge of buy canada goose jacket usa Heathrow airport wearing a hat with corks dangling from the brim, holding a kangaroo on a lead in one hand and a stubby in the other (nothing unusual there, admittedly), we’re not sure how we could terrify Sheilaroo fans more than to reveal that Lyon manager Grard Houllier is being tipped to take up the position of Australia manager after July’s Asia Cup.

Whether or not the former Liverpool manager does the job on a full- or part-time basis would depend on whether or not he’s offered a new contract by Lyon in the summer, but in a bid to pacify panic-stricken Australians working in bars buy canada goose coat uk and sleeping six-deep on living room floors all over London, the Flamin’ Football Association chief Ben “Buckley’s” Buckley has been quick to put a stop to the bush telegraph. “We’ve had discussions with some candidates but nothing has eventuated and we’re quite a while away from narrowing it down to one person,” he bludged down a hamburger-shaped phone from Ailsa’s Diner, before ordering a big meal and then leaving without eating canada goose coat 1000 bulbs garland or paying for it.

Moving away from lazy national stereotypes, it seems that neither Gareth Southgate nor Tony Mowbray are readers of the Guardian Unlimited sportblog or Senegalese daily newspaper Le Quotidien. If they canada goose coat 1000 calorie diet were, they’d know that Baggies striker Diomansy Kamara has got serious notions above his station and is eager to nail down a move buy canada goose jacket online canada to a fancy European club as soon as possible. Which means there’s little point in Middlesbrough manager Southgate lining up a “3m summer swoop”, while West Brom boss Mowbray would know better than to wax lyrical about Dio being “very, very focused and desperate to get us into the Premiership”.

He may have starred on CCTV getting down and dirty with several “1,000-per-night vice girls” (? News of the Screws) on a recent visit to London, but that doesn’t mean Portugal midfielder Deco is happy. The Barcelona star has got the antennae of the money men at Manchester United and buy canada goose jacket london Chelsea twitching after announcing that he’s sick of life at Barcelona and fancies best price for canada goose jacket a move elsewhere in Europe. Bayern Munich are also reported to be interested in the pint-sized sex-machine with more hair in his eyebrows than most poodle-permed metal bands have on their heads.

Out-of-favour Aston Villa full-back Jlloyd Samuel could find himself can you machine wash canada goose jacket playing the role of the rope in a summer tug-of-war between Middlesbrough and Bolton this summer, while Fulham’s on-loan striker Vincenzo Montella will leave Craven Cottage for the San Siro when he moves to AC Milan during the summer. Despite double-jobbing by co-presenting T4 with his spectacularly haplesss sidekick June Sarpong every Sunday morning, Chris Coleman can’t afford to pay the Italian’s 72,000-per-week wages, so the one-time Italy striker’s club Roma and Milan are in talks over a possible swap deal that will see Pippo Inzaghi caught offside in anyone has got canada goose coat the capital.

Back in Spain, the most misspelt club in Spanish football, Villarreal, are keeping a beady eye on Arsenal’s reserve goalkeeper Manuel Almunia and plan to sign him during the summer if he is not bumped up the pecking order when Jens Lehmann takes his unique brand of penalty area dictatorship back to Germany.

And finally, Nottingham Forest want Matt Jarvis and they want him now. We’re assuming this is the Gillingham midfielder and not the one-time Oxford astrophysicist of the same name, although we could be wrong.

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